After centuries of dick debates and discussion, we’ve finally reached a consensus surrounding the age-old inquiry for whether penis size matters — a resounding yes because taking a 12-inch dick hurts, goddamnit.

Last week, musician Cera Gibson took to TikTok to illustrate this decisive finding, sharing a rousing, ruler-fueled demonstration proving that when it comes to dick, there most definitely can be too much of a good thing.

“I don’t think you know how big 12 inches is,” she commenced the clip, which has since garnered upwards of 4.8 million likes in its first four days on the platform, holding up a tape measure set to a foot measurement. “Do you see that? Just in scale?,” she said, referencing the tape measure stretching the span of her whole head and shoulders. “Where is that going? Not in here.”

@ceragibson Im just saying. Count your blessings. #construction #tools #manuallabor #urmom ♬ I dont think you know what 12 inches is - Cera Gibson

While Gibson cited 10 inches as being the largest she’d seen IRL, she noted that bigger doesn’t necessarily mean better, respectively describing 5, 6, and 7-inch penises as “completely fine,” “fabulous,” and “almost too big.”

And for even bigger dicks? Though 8 inches is “definitely too big,” 9 would prompt a “freakin” sick day, 10 a trip to the “ER,” 11, admission to the “27 club” and 12, the sweet release of death.

“Anything after that is entirely unethical,” she concluded.